Star Signs: April 2021
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Treat yourself to something special. Your birthday presents from others are woeful and tokenistic.
Taurus Apr 20 - May 21 If you can dream it, you can do it. Stop wasting your time with study and hard work. Take a nap instead.
Gemini May 22 - Jun 21 Better late than never, better safe than sorry. Be better by being so late and so safe you stay right where you are.
Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22 People are both demanding and irrational. Give an inch, they’ll take a mile. But give a mile, they’ll take an inch.
Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22 Less is more, but how can less be more if more can’t be less? I guess it’s best to think less about this more.
Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 23
You can’t cross a chasm in two small steps. With one giant leap you can’t cross it either, but at least it looks cool.
Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23 Open confession is good for the soul but invites legal ramifications. Forget the soul and focus on freedom.
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Good things happen to bad people. Stay disciplined. Live true to yourself. You’ll keep enjoying the good life.
Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 You’re never too old to learn but luckily, you’re nearing that wonderful age where you’re too old to care.
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 History repeats so there’s no use getting upset about the past. You’ll make the exact same blunders soon.
Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Give lots of men fish, wine, bread too, and watch out for blokes called Judas.
Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20 Rules were made to be broken, so were they even rules at all? A better strategy is to do what you want.