Star Signs: February 2021
Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 Don’t for a second let anyone forget it’s your birthday month! Even strangers who don’t know you, tell them too!
Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20 Keep things cordial by hiding your true feelings. Face masks are multi-purpose, a Covid cloak to shield your rage.
Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Know when to make your unfounded opinions heard. Ideally, load up on booze prior to a live TV appearance.
Taurus Apr 20 - May 21 Stand up and escalate the situation. It’s fun to watch the fallout! See who values truth too. Hot tip, no one!
Gemini May 22 - Jun 21 A bad Penny always turns up. If you’re lonely this Valentine’s, give them a call. You could use the company.
Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22 If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again is what got you into this mess. For God’s sake, try something else!
Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22 You have a vivid imagination, but your friends and family tell you it’s paranoia. It sounds like they can’t be trusted.
Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 23
Your sympathetic ear and understanding of other people’s problems is a sign of weakness. Be strong, don’t listen.
Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23 Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. You’ll be well rested and superbly placed to socially distance.
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22
Your influence over your friends is waning. Consider blackmail. You’ve got the dirt, it’s time to dish it up.
Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 With enough digging and scratching, the molehill can become a mountain! Persevere in your quest.
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 Rome wasn’t built in a day, it took aaaages and ultimately led to ruin. What makes you think you can do better?