• Krystal Bawl

Star Signs: February 2021

Aquarius Jan 21 - Feb 19 Don’t for a second let anyone forget it’s your birthday month! Even strangers who don’t know you, tell them too!


Pisces Feb 20 - Mar 20 Keep things cordial by hiding your true feelings. Face masks are multi-purpose, a Covid cloak to shield your rage.

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 Know when to make your unfounded opinions heard. Ideally, load up on booze prior to a live TV appearance.

Taurus Apr 20 - May 21 Stand up and escalate the situation. It’s fun to watch the fallout! See who values truth too. Hot tip, no one!


Gemini May 22 - Jun 21 A bad Penny always turns up. If you’re lonely this Valentine’s, give them a call. You could use the company.


Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22 If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again is what got you into this mess. For God’s sake, try something else!

Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22 You have a vivid imagination, but your friends and family tell you it’s paranoia. It sounds like they can’t be trusted.


Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 23

Your sympathetic ear and understanding of other people’s problems is a sign of weakness. Be strong, don’t listen.


Libra Sep 24 - Oct 23 Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. You’ll be well rested and superbly placed to socially distance.

Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 22

Your influence over your friends is waning. Consider blackmail. You’ve got the dirt, it’s time to dish it up.


Sagittarius Nov 23 - Dec 21 With enough digging and scratching, the molehill can become a mountain! Persevere in your quest.


Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 20 Rome wasn’t built in a day, it took aaaages and ultimately led to ruin. What makes you think you can do better?

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